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Thursday, December 04, 2008 A joke that rayvin sent to me :] Caller: Hello, can i speak to Annie Want (Anyone)? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (Anyone)! Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this? Caller: I'm Sam Wan (Someone).And i need to talk to Annie Wan (Anyone)! it's urgent! Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Want (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) has been involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (No one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Lee (Sorry) Caller: Yes! you should be sorry! now give me your name!!! Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin) Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin) Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin) Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien) Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien) Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien) Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin) Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien) Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin) Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien) Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin) Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin) Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin) Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien) Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese) Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien) Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien) Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien) Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese) This brings me back memories of the xiang shen with two of my sec school friend where we talk about some of these names. grinne :] thanks rayvin :] this made my day. :] |
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